HALLOWEEN KILLS In (Un)living Color, and the Importance of Gay Representation

Watching the extended cut of HALLOWEEN KILLS recently, it struck me how every scene in my official HALLOWEEN KILLS coloring book—which I have fully finished with now, by the way, having burned through some substantial colored pencils to colorize the pages—is taken directly from a screenshot from the film. Like, down to even the small…

HALLOWEEN KILLS Count

One of the special features included in the extended cut of HALLOWEEN KILLS, now available on Blu-ray and DVD, is a kill count. Before I watched it, though, I was keeping my own count, trying to see if I could keep up with the total number of people dispatched by Michael Myers in the film.…

Movie Review: HALLOWEEN KILLS Extended Cut

In a way it feels like I’m cheating, providing two reviews for the same movie, but there are significant differences between the theatrical release of HALLOWEEN KILLS and the extended cut. Both versions are available on the DVD I just purchased yesterday and watched today while trapped inside by a snowstorm. (Both *trapped* and *snowstorm*…

Megan Fox is a Vampire

What a love story! In the tradition of such legendary lovers as Tristan and Isolde, Romeo and Juliet, Abelard and Heloise, George Jefferson and Weezie, we can add the names Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. (Not the notorious outlaw, just some lanky Eminem wannabe.) To the delight of those who love celebrity gossip, the…

Sundance Screws Zombie Marks

The Sundance Film festival is screwing itself, too, with their decision to not hold the event this year, to just “go virtual”. Their desire to protect prospective audience members from the Omicrona is admirable, but in a world where people have largely returned to once again gathering in public, including going to the movies, is…

Freddy and Michael Lived – er, Make That ‘Killed’ – in the Same House!

Courtesy of HORRORS HALLOWED GROUNDS host Sean Clark, and indirectly to us by way of Bloody Disgusting, comes this scoop. And it’s a fargin’ huge scoop for us Slasher-lovin’ Monsterkidz. Here’s the skinny: While visiting the house used in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET as Nancy’s house (mostly for exterior shots), Mr. Clark realized that…

The FRIDAY the 13TH Lawsuit is Settled. When Will We See Jason Again?

Entertainment lawyer Larry Zerner, who portrayed the character of Shelly in FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3, provided us with an update on the litigation involving the FRIDAY THE 13TH franchise. “It’s 4 pm and I still don’t see a cert petition filed with the Supreme Court in the Friday the 13th case.  What does this…

Sony Moves MORBIUS Again!

I was right! Boom! I called it! You read it here first, peeps! Seven times. Seven freakin’ times. If any movie has been delayed more than MORBIUS I’m not aware of it. Seven freakin’ times. That’s ridiculous. Sony cannot use the Omicrona as an excise this time. SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME has conclusively proven that…