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THE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 23

Brian shook his head, irritated. He looked back. The shoreline, Bata, the crowd, all had disappeared. Nothing but water could be seen, all around him, water near the same color as the sky above him. After a few minutes, he could no longer tell where one ended and the other began. He seemed to float…Continue readingTHE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 23

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Jason’s Mother’s Day

I don’t always find parody videos like this one as funny as most people seem to. I just have a rarified sense of humor, I guess. This one, though, made me smile. Jason from the FRIDAY THE 13TH franchise singing a song for his mother, or his fans, a take on LL Cool J’s “Mama…Continue readingJason’s Mother’s Day

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That Mummy is Pregnant!

The headline of this linked article, “The Mysterious Case of the Body-Swapping Pregnant Mummy”, also serves as the title of possibly the greatest movie that was never made, don’t you think? You’ve probably seen the reports in the news. A mummy, formerly believed to be that of a male, a priest named Hor-Djehuti, is actually…Continue readingThat Mummy is Pregnant!

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More Romero

The long lost George Romero flick THE AMUSEMENT PARK, which has taken on something akin to mythic status due to its never having been seen (the Law of Scarcity at play) since it was first filmed way back in 1973, will be available on Shudder in June. You can watch the trailer for it here.…Continue readingMore Romero

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Danzig Does Vampires

Glenn Danzig and I could be good friends. I can’t say I’m a fan, no. If asked to name you a Danzig song, I’ve got “Mother” and that’s about it. And I remember well when Danzig launched his own comicbook line. I was excited that he would be writing several of the flagship offerings, in…Continue readingDanzig Does Vampires

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Clive Barker’s Transsexual Mummy

Oh, boy, here we go. Just last week I was penning (well, keyboarding) an article for our sister site WEREWOLVES.COM about the way that movies like THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and PSYCHO are unfairly labeled as transphobic (hint: they’re not transphobic). We deduced that the misconception comes not from the films themselves, which make…Continue readingClive Barker’s Transsexual Mummy

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THE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 22

Brian slid off the Moa’s back, giving it a farewell pat as it trotted off. He thought of how ridiculous he must have looked, suffering a moment of self-consciousness. The faces looking back at him were not laughing, though. The crowd, stretching back beyond the limits of his sight, did not seem to find him…Continue readingTHE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 22

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THE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 21

The sun god died on the rim of the world, the flames of his funeral pyre streaking the western horizon in brilliant orange. Twilight dimmed to night, and still the two women pressed on. They had located the remains of a dirt highway, unused for some time by the looks of it, and followed it…Continue readingTHE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 21

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Movie Review: ARMY OF THE DEAD

This was an unexpected surprise. When I first heard that this film, Zack Snyder’s return to the Horror genre (and the zombie subgenre in particular) would be a Netflix project I resigned myself to likely never seeing it, or if I did I accepted that it would take a while. Netflix doesn’t get in any…Continue readingMovie Review: ARMY OF THE DEAD

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THE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 20

“How do I get back?” Brian asked. “You must cross the sea, there,” Jacob said. “The physical world lies beyond the far shore. You can’t miss it.” “Looks like quite a swim,” Brian said. “You’ll find a ship waiting for you.” “Looks like a long walk, too,” Brian said. “Take a Moa,” Jacob said. “Quicker…Continue readingTHE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 20

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THE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 19

First Brian heard the voices, the inchoate rumble of a million languages spoken together in the harmony of a million different tongues. The sound grew from a whisper to a tempest, even as Brian experienced the sensation of being lifted, of floating. Brilliant, blinding light flooded his senses, growing brighter in accompaniment to the roar…Continue readingTHE CHOSEN Part Four: A GUIDED TOUR OF THE ABYSS, DISCOUNT PRICED Chapter 19

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The Rondos

Forget the Oscars, man. This is the award I want to win someday, a Rondo. Named after actor Rondo Hatton, “an obscure B-movie villain of the 1940s”, each award bears his distinctive mug and is meant to “honor the best in classic horror research, creativity and also film preservation.” Let’s take a gander at a…Continue readingThe Rondos